Quoth the raven, "nevermore."

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting...

I was watching this raven footering about on the roof whilst I was waiting for the bus, and thought I might take a photo.

Then I did take a photo.

What a day.

(This is the photo.)

Banksy Eat Your Heart Out.

Ahahahaha.

Somebody has made a graffiti happen on a parking meter across the road from my flat.

Captain Tact says Nigel Rees should be alerted.

I don't know who that is.



Hahaha. Penis.

Breaking the Fast

Is there anything worse at 7.30 in the morning than getting your shop brand wheat biscuits as far as the bowl before discovering that there is no milk? Even though you had a conversation with your partner yesterday morning which resulted in them volunteering to definitely buy some more milk?

Admittedly everything is absolutely terrible at that time in the morning, but this is up there with the phantom banana snatcher. Now I finally see where emos are coming from.