BROKEN BRITAIN ZOMG

We got to work today to discover that a child had ingeniously filled the lock with waterproof sealant of some sort. You have to hand it to them, it's original. I would literally never have come up with that.

And look. Pellets for an air gun contained within a plastic hand grenade. You'd sell this to an 8 year old, right? Well, someone did.

A Clash Of Good And Evil

A chap brought some books in to donate today, claiming they were in really good condition. This was demonstrably not the case. But this might be the best tagline I have ever seen.



Child 1: ALISON! WHAT'S THIS WORD? I-N-C-O-N-T-I-N-E-N-CE?
Child 2: CONSTIPATION!
Me: Incontinence.
Child 1: What's incontinence?
Me: Er...
Child 3: It's like constipation! Ewwww!