Bored of Christmas already? Well bore no longer, because as of now (if not even earlier) you can buy a metric crapload of creme eggs from Margiotta's on Northumberland Street and set yourself up for Easter instead! You may be able to get them from other branches too, but I'm not about to spend my afternoon off checking. Do it yourself if you're that bothered.
In other news, Edinburgh is very foggy today.
Gull 1: S'affy foggy the day, int'it Archie?
Gull 2: Shut up.