The Apprentice

You've probably heard it said in books and magazines that pigs want to be businessmen and women too.

And why shouldn't they? After all, they can download a CV template off the internet and fill it with buzz words as easily as the next mammal.

But there are barriers.

It's not their lack of opposable thumbs that lets them down.
Nor even their outfit choices - pigs are really rather stylish. I mean, look at this one's top hat.

No, the trouble with pigs is...

... they simply have no sense of propriety.

FIN.