Housekeeping

So I was hanging out at Boots Opticians (only marginally blinder than I was this time 2 years ago, hooray); whereupon I spotted this publication sitting atop the pile of Bests and OKs and Hellos.

Lady Golfer sounds like a euphemism to me. Like, 'And then ee kicked me, right in the lady golfer.' Ew.

But it isn't one. In fact, Lady Golfer magazine rather boringly does exactly what it says on the tin. And what's more you can follow them on Twitter, where they tweet the pertinent questions of the day. Things like, "anyone playing golf today?" Right on, sistaz.

In other news, I wrote some TOPICAL COMEDY*. And I'd do it again.

*or that was the general aim, at least.