“LOVE KNITTING?!” The Facebook sidebar silently screams. “SHOW IT OFF WITH T-SHIRTS, STICKERS AND MUGS!”
Surely the best way to showcase my passion is to be seen about town, needles and wool in hand?
I journey forth, lugging a bag of odds and ends I intend to fashion into a scarf. A ball of dusky orange falls from the pile and rolls slowly down the hill, stopping at the feet of an OAP. She picks it up, waves her thanks, and disappears.
Barely discernable from this distance, her t-shirt reads, “I HEART KNITTING.”
Can’t believe it. Bitch stole my yarn.