16.03 - Drink to elven superiority and kingly politics! Come on guys, Bee's going to Paraguay! She's going to be the richest person there!
16.24 - Bee: "did they even consider anyone else for Gandalf?" / Ceri: "Christopher Lee wanted to do it but he's too far typecast."
16.30 - how many things from these films do you say on an almost daily basis?
- "Keep it secret, keep it safe!"
- "Fool of a Took!"
- "You shall not pass!"
- "... But it is not this day!"
16.35 - Gandalf: A LITTLE LATE TO BE TRIMMING A VERGE ISN'T IT? / Bee: Well, I'm drinking to that.
16.44 - this would have been a very different film if Ray Liotta was king of the Nazgul. Lord of the Rings meets Wild Hogs...
17.00 - OMG, Frodo, what an idiot. The ringwraiths are out in force and he just gets out the thing they're looking for and holds it up in the air! / Ceri: Sam would never do that. He'd swallow it. Shit it out when they get to Mordor.
17.14 - Bee: I want my house to look like Rivendell.
17.20 - STILL SHARPE!!!!
17.25 - Long conversation about hotness of Boromir and Faramir. Ceri: "I would ruin Gondor."
17.34 - if you put the ring on a sausage, would it go invisible?
17.43- Aragorn: "make for the gap of Rohan." / Rose: "Who's she?" Fnar.
18.04 - Gandalf: "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor." / Ceri: "father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife... / Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
18.22 - "Well, the funniest armpit hair I've ever seen..." This is going to be a good story.
18.35 - As Boromir lies dying, Rose: Aw you're fine! Man up! / Bee: Don't you ever say that to Boromir.
18.49 - Two Towers time, woo hoo!
19.02 - drink for "man flesh"!
19.21 - Rose: "When I try to put 'McDonalds' into my phone, predictive text changes it to 'madnockers'... Ooh, trees! My dad looks like that tree. When he has a beard."
19.34 - Ceri: "It [the mountain Gandalf fought the Balrog on] looks like trifle. I hate trifle."
20.09 - Ceri: "I can't get through Helm's Deep without a Bumrod." (affectionate nickname for local takeaway)
21.04 - Takeaway time, woo!
21.25 - Shot for the ents fighting back!
21.26 - Troop discovers she has been drinking 9% wine - she has been wasting her time! If it's less than 12 there's no point..
21.34 - Ceri: "We'll need to have a drink for Shelob. Even though I don't... approve. Mainly because she's a spider."
22.10 - OMG FIGWIT IS IN THIS ONE AFTER ALL! SHOT!
22.30 - Captain Tact is watching MOTD on his computer on silent. Poor.
22.38 - In-depth conversation re the derivation of phrase "how d'you like them apples?"
22.39 - is the Boston accent nice?
22.41 - Michael suggests Faramir is better than Boromir. Debate ensues.
23.19 - Michael: "but Sean Bean is troubled - women don't like that, do they?"
23.21 - Rose: "it's the big spider... Sheila!" / Captain Tact/Bee: "For ladies who insure their cars, Shelob's wheels are superstars.."
23.42 - Denethor just got roundhouse kicked by a horse! Shot!
23.50 - LET'S ADD A SHOT FOR "I AM NO MAN!"
23.59 - The Rolling Stones are alright, but not amazing..
00.06 - Michael: "British trampolines for British people! Coming over here, taking our bounces. [pause] that wee bit of ironic racism's taken it out of me. I don't know how real racists keep it up."
00.21 - The ring is melting!
00.23 - As the tower of Barad-Dur collapses, Ceri: "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IN POLTERGEIST!"
00.29 - Gimli! Let's drink to Gimli!
00.31 - no more things to drink to.. BUT SO MUCH MORE FILM!
00.31 - Ceri: "Aragorn, that hat makes you look like a silver knob." / Bee: "that's a crown."
00.37 - Frodo is so jealous of Rosie. She should watch her back.
00.40 - Bee: "HAVE YOU DRUNK TO ENDING FIVE? DRINK TO ENDING FIVE!"
00.46 - Ceri: "IT'S LIKE STAND BY ME!" / Bee: "Cause river Phoenix dies?" / Ceri: "yes! Then the other two fade into obscurity and it's sad."
00.47 - Ending number six... Ceri: "Oh Rosie. That's an ugly baby. [pause] And I don't think it's right to have that much greenery."
Have a lovely time in Paraguay and Canada, Bee!