Pizza Hut Graffiti

I don't know if this sentiment is strictly true.

There again, maybe it was a Viking who wrote it.

Maybe, just maybe, there's a rift in time and space in the toilets at Pizza Hut, and some Vikings came through and wanted to leave their mark?

But they'd probably carve their graffiti in rune format, rather than writing in English with a biro. And it would have been mentioned in the Evening News. Oh well. The case remains unsolved.